The stories contained herein are true, except the ones that aren't, and honestly the ones that aren't are so obviously false that you should have no trouble distinguishing them.

The views on these pages are mine. They are not the library's. The words and the art, such as it is, were created by me, and represent me, and represent only me.

Names of places, some friends, and coworkers have been changed. The pseudonyms are much more interesting than the real names, I think you'll agree.

I don't talk about patrons on this page. It's not that kind of blog. I talk about myself (my favorite subject) and books (my other favorite subject). If you want a blog that talks about patrons-- and you know you do-- visit Ref Grunt.

I started this page in November of 2006 because I felt a wee bit childish using myspace. It's still up if you want to see it, though.