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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Mon, 13 Feb 2012 09:18:15 GMT--><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>May 2007</title><subtitle>May 2007</subtitle><id>http://www.thelesbrarian.com/may-2007/</id><link rel="alternate" type="application/xhtml+xml" href="http://www.thelesbrarian.com/may-2007/"/><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.thelesbrarian.com/may-2007/atom.xml"/><updated>2007-06-03T05:29:42Z</updated><generator uri="http://www.squarespace.com/" version="Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)">Squarespace</generator><entry><title>The Day the Martians Came</title><category term="reading"/><id>http://www.thelesbrarian.com/may-2007/2007/5/25/the-day-the-martians-came.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.thelesbrarian.com/may-2007/2007/5/25/the-day-the-martians-came.html"/><author><name>the lesbrarian</name></author><published>2007-05-25T02:50:26Z</published><updated>2007-05-25T02:50:26Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[You, too, can have sex with Nicole Kidman and Johnny Depp! Click to learn more!]]></summary></entry><entry><title>All Your Database Are Belong To Us</title><category term="reading"/><id>http://www.thelesbrarian.com/may-2007/2007/5/17/all-your-database-are-belong-to-us.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.thelesbrarian.com/may-2007/2007/5/17/all-your-database-are-belong-to-us.html"/><author><name>the lesbrarian</name></author><published>2007-05-17T02:26:18Z</published><updated>2007-05-17T02:26:18Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[Crime alert: There is a thief at large. I know, because each night the thief sneaks into my home, steals all of my clothes, and replaces them with ugly things that don’t fit and make me look fat. Lock your doors or you’ll be next.]]></summary></entry><entry><title>Make Like a Banana</title><category term="reading"/><id>http://www.thelesbrarian.com/may-2007/2007/5/7/make-like-a-banana.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.thelesbrarian.com/may-2007/2007/5/7/make-like-a-banana.html"/><author><name>the lesbrarian</name></author><published>2007-05-07T04:09:30Z</published><updated>2007-05-07T04:09:30Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[Breaking news! Superhero Jessica Kennedy-Rockefeller's secret super power is revealed: she's really flexible! Take that, villains! Tremble before me!]]></summary></entry><entry><title>Cave-ing in to Pressure</title><category term="politics"/><category term="reading"/><id>http://www.thelesbrarian.com/may-2007/2007/5/1/cave-ing-in-to-pressure.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.thelesbrarian.com/may-2007/2007/5/1/cave-ing-in-to-pressure.html"/><author><name>the lesbrarian</name></author><published>2007-05-01T04:52:59Z</published><updated>2007-05-01T04:52:59Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[Q. What do history and Frankenstein's monster have in common?

A. They're alive. ALIVE!!!]]></summary></entry></feed>
